Anyone remember Jack Handey quotes?

Sep 3, 2016: Random quotes online!


I threw together some PHP, and BORGed it in with the theme on here. I'll need to come up with more quotes as able, but got a few going for now.

https://github.com/unquietwiki/random/blob/master/quote.php

If you want the "real deal", go over to http://cowsay.org/ : they do it right.

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